Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
This is the greatest thing I have ever reblogged.
my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Showing my favourite movie to my friends
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all